Facebook Phony

I'm not huge fan of Facebook, I signed up because I need it for work.  I totally understand why many people don't think they have enough to talk about to take up a whole social media platform.  If you are one of these people please listen up.  Getting married or pregnant is not interesting!  Please do not sign up simply so you can announce either your pregnancy or engagement.  Neither of these things makes you an interesting person.  If you didn't have anything to say before, then trust me, nothing has changed. 

Facebook Fake Out

Facebook seems to make it very difficult for people to control their sharing.  If you post pictures of you and your friends drinking all weekend please do not try to convince us you are calling in sick on Monday because of "stress"!  How stupid do you think we are? No one is buying it and it just makes you the joke of the day.  If you're going to try to convince us, then work at it!  Drag your ass down to Zoom Care and park out front long enough to check in.  Otherwise shut hell up!